Yes, I know whatever God-forbid-you-do in Vegas is supposed to go unmentioned once you leave the Land of Sin & Sun. As a gentleman, however, I cannot simply stand by while many of you venture unprepared into the desert.
I come to you a defeated man – physically, emotionally, mentally and, of course, financially. After 24 years, at least 6+ of which as a seasoned veteran of the party scene, what follows are things you’d think I should’ve known, must’ve known – but ultimately didn’t know. Alas, I learned these lessons the hard way, so hopefully you won’t have to. Continue Reading